Snatch quotes

Devo dizer, que sei mais linhas do Snatch do que qualquer outro filme, e por vezes são expressões que me saiem no dia-a-dia sem que eu me aperceba. Ora bem, numa tarde em que tive sentada a desenhar fruta, tinha o Snatch a passar no backround e cheguei a conclusão que as melhores expressões, e diálogos (por vezes monónologos, porque são incapazes de lhe responderem) são os do Brick Top, ora vejamos:

Temer homens com uma pig farm:


Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Uma recorrente sempre que ouço alguma coisa descabida:

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?


Eu também prefiro sem açúcar:

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.