quinta-feira, novembro 08, 2007

Borat escreveu um livro!

A saga de Borat é interminável! Depois de ter sido processado por vários dos contribuintes (forçados) no seu filme, do seu DVD semi pirata e da banda sonora, agora chega-nos o livro! E se vocês julgam que o filme já tinha um nome estranho, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, vejam agora o nome do livro: BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Pois é…
Melhor que os próprios títulos são mesmo as estreias destas coisas. Assim como o filme teve uma estreia á altura, a estreia do filme não poderia ficar por menos:

Passem também os olhos pela entrevista que o jornalista mais famoso do Cazaquistão deu á agência Reuters:

"Which country to do you prefer — Kazakhstan or the USA?
I very much preferring Kazakhstan - it nicest place in the world! Please, you must look on my guidings book and then come visit. Bring your whole family and stay at Astana Funworld Resort - it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.

Which people are smarter?
Kazakh peoples is definite has more powerful brains. Government scientist, Dr. Yamak have prove that our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbamshev have IQ of 412 and a brain that extend into most of his chest - it no surprise that he have never fail in complete any jigsaw puzzle. Since 93 percent of Kazakh people is direct relate to him within 3 generations, rest of population also shares this great intellects.

What advice do you have for people traveling around the United States?
My book contains many useful informations for Kazakh peoples traveling to US and A - for example, best places to photograph ladies without their knowledge, location of Grand Canyons if you need place to dispose of a wife and location of Kazakh Embassy and where to go if you want to shoot a Redindians.

Borat’s book is very nice! I like!"

Via Reuters.com

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